period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Time sure flies when you’re young and jerkin’ off.– Jim - The Basketball Diaries
dude. this is beautiful.
inlifeyurstruck: Eres - Cafe Tacuba
This is weird as fuck
And I’m going to change my number in the next month.
My counselor won't stop texting me
Every fucking night, after 11pm…. What the fuck is this? I get that I’m not attending that school anymore and that you’re not my fucking counselor anymore but it’s sort of kind of disgustingly weird that your texting me at night.
facemafia: nipsandtucks: bbones: fuckyeahdementia: awkward fucking DEAD bahahahahha Lolll Steve Aoki is crazy son LULZZ
bounderscadclub: lswx: omg Cats? Nah mate I’m a dog person! Look at him ride that rocking pony!!!!
I love being Salvadorian.
I love our unique vocabulary. Wasn’t actually born there, but have a conversation with me in Spanish, I’d have you thinking I was born and raised out there. I love our typical food. I love the the music. I love that we’re the smallest country in Central America. I just love El Salvador. And proud to be Salvi ❤
jimmyclasshero: Tyler Perry is on his 26th movie. Someone kill that cunt.
I miss my city.
I miss SF. I miss my nephew. I miss Muni(even though I hate riding it). I miss Bart. I miss my friends. I miss living there point blank.
That one part when Shoshanna is getting eaten out by her junior year counselor and she’s all uncomfortable because she’s a virgin and then the guy doesn’t wanna fuck her anymore cause she’s a virgin and will get attached.
ily Kevin 4evur an a day ❤ :3
I just want to lay here in my boxers and spiderman shirt watching Girls on HBO with a cup of Rocky Road ice cream.
hopping on a computer to download Dom Kennedy’s Yellow mixtape/album. Going to take a listen to it.
I reactivate Facebook after 4 months,
Notices something I’m not ok with.
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm
ayylucky: She wins everything. EVERYTHING! GOD MY OH.